Jason

Badass conference speaker and all round cool guy

Pulling a jason

by Ed Sully December 03, 2022

Jason

Has the sexiest mom in the whole world

Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom

by QueenKaran November 23, 2021

Jason

Jason can pull any bitches and got no airbag in his car

This dude is a whole Jason

by Brehmonke August 02, 2022

Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.

I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!

by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024

Jason

The smallest and most minute being in the universe.

Wow i cant believe jason has grown so tall hes almost 3cm.

by 87cydhyr May 29, 2022

jason

the textbook definition of slow

“hey did you here about jason?”

“oh yeah, the slow kid right”

by lmfaoao September 19, 2021

jason

jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳

jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳

by fucking.ur.phanji August 08, 2022