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going freebird

When a man takes off his pants and under garments, but leaves his shirt on. His testes are said to be going freebird since they flop around in the cool breeze when he walks. This commonly occurs in locker rooms outside of pools and gyms, especially with old people for some reason.
Mike: "Oh my god there are so many old people here going freebird! Save me!"
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."
by COD KILLA June 24, 2014
mugGet the going freebirdmug.

going to the woods

Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.
Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.

Damien: gross.
by 69yomomma April 25, 2017
mugGet the going to the woodsmug.

going portugal

Zero is going portugal in the neighbors yard right now!
by phreekk October 4, 2012
mugGet the going portugalmug.

Going Hutch

A state of extreme sickness brought upon by the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages, resulting in an inability to continue any function except releasing the contents of one's stomach.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going hutch tonight. MARGARITAS!
by TonyBalogni March 4, 2012
mugGet the Going Hutchmug.

Going tomato

When someone goes red because of embarrassment.
"You like her don't you"
"Nah, I don't"
"Yeh you do, you're so embarrassed. You're Going tomato. You're going bare tomato"
by Lexicognitive June 26, 2018
mugGet the Going tomatomug.

go starkweather

to go on any type of road-bound spree, named after the Nebraska serial killer Charles Starkweather.
We should go starkweather all through Muskogee county shooting out all of the letter "G's in the Stuart Anderson's Black Angus signs.
by princeofdenmark August 28, 2012
mugGet the go starkweathermug.

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