by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023
Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.
Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
by DarkArtificer February 04, 2017
by SodaChan November 08, 2022
A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc
This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.
He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.
by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022
to masturbate, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious
Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.
Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.
"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."
by A. N. Outcer October 19, 2015
Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.
by DubSTEPZ March 03, 2016