dry your polypros

to masturbate, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious

Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.

"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."

by A. N. Outcer December 12, 2015

Dry Booty Burn

When one is unable to use lube or saliva so they stick their genitalia into the anus dry.

Brittany: You got the lube?
Chad: No.
Brittany: That’s okay I enjoy Dry Booty Burn.
Chad: Kinky. ;)

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 6, 2019

Dry my swimmers

The act of cleaning up your cum after ejactulating

After I busted a nut, I dry my swimmers

by Marleysj May 12, 2018

Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016

Chronic Dry Balls

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.

I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.

by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017

Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!

by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020

dry creek dolores

A post-menopausal lesbian.

How dare she say my lemons aren't juicy enough. What would that dry creek dolores know about juicy?

by Mean Rodney September 11, 2011