dry your polypros

to masturbate, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious

Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.

"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."

by A. N. Outcer December 12, 2015

dry ass patties

Jamaican patties that taste really dry

Steven eats dry ass patties every day

by SodaChan November 8, 2022

Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016

Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

Dry Booty Burn

When one is unable to use lube or saliva so they stick their genitalia into the anus dry.

Brittany: You got the lube?
Chad: No.
Brittany: That’s okay I enjoy Dry Booty Burn.
Chad: Kinky. ;)

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 6, 2019

dry fruit loop

A fruity person that can't be a hoe/ gets no bitches

Your just mad that I get bitches and you're a dry fruit loop

by 8footbunch May 21, 2022

Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!

by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020