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Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.
During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"
by anonymous May 30, 2024
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Dollars to doughnuts

used to bring/call/draw attention to one's confidence.
"I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he's a medical student"
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
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Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring
Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut
by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025
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Acquire the dough

You see in life when you get the dough you can do anything
First you need to acquire the dough and then you can do whatever you want
by AcquireTheDoeLTD September 25, 2025
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Rolling The Dough

Jessica started rolling the dough when I was in the cuck chair watching
by DriftoReal October 4, 2025
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The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough
Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it
by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025
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You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.
Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??
by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025
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