Devil's Blowjob

When you are peeing while simultaneously humming, lost in the bliss of sweet relief and you forget to put the damn thing back in before zipping up. Also it's very difficult to get back out once it's in.

Joe: Ahhhh, what a nice pee. OH SHIT FUCKING HELL FFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAA PUSSYVAGINAEATER ....

30 Seconds Later

Joe: Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit How the hell am I going to get this thing out. Fuck the Devil and his Devil's Blowjob.

by xxdarkprince409xx#notcheeznam December 10, 2015

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Devil Dicked

To be figuratively fucked worse than anything. As if to be dragged to to hell and be fucked by the devil, figuratively

Tucker: Man I got devil dicked

Pierre: What happened?

Tucker: Jackson slept with my girl

Pierre: Man, you did get devil dicked

by MagicSeamoose August 17, 2015

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tasmanian dirt devil

This is a sex act that involves first the recipient having fecal matter deposited on their face and smeared, like a cleveland steamer combined with a mud fall. Then adding in a swirlie, the individual's face is placed in a toilet as it is flushed while having intercourse in a doggystyle position.

A tasmanian dirt devil exquisitely combines defecation and fear of suffocation to heighten the sexual experience.

by Seany S April 02, 2008

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