Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.

After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.

by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025

Hole Caddie

One who is provide their hole (mouth or anus) to a single handler for pleasure or servitude.

Ben was Big Black Mike's hole caddie in jail for 15 years.

by Huncho Don August 7, 2025

Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

wanting to cuddle

cozay

Harry felt cozay Towards Louis and louis was

wanting to cuddle Harry

by barbrastyles November 11, 2013

two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

Just Gonna Cuddle

the lie you tell someone hoping they will believe you, when you both know damn well that you're about to fuck.

"Yeah, I'm going to her house but we're just gonna cuddle."

by batman987654321 February 9, 2015

Kindle and cuddle

A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.

You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow

Do you wanna Netflix and Chill ,

No thanks, I'm more of a kindle and cuddle kinda girl

by aza_uk October 3, 2016