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tweak the bean

1) When a girl masturbates by exposing her clitoris with two fingers, and rubbing it with a third finger.

2) Clitoral stimulation
"Dancing with those guys really got me worked-up! I am going home to tweak the bean!"

or:

"Dude, it's so easy to give her an earthshaking nut! Just be sure to tweak the bean, and she'll cum all over the place!"
tweak the bean by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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Beansoir 

A debonair Mexican man. The "bean" portion of the word is derived from the derogatory word, "Beaner", while the suffix, "soir", is added to indicate the dignified propriety of behavior that this person exhibits as the French language is synonymous with grace and civility.
Person 1: "Look at that beaner trying to be a gentleman"

Person 2: "He's not trying to be a gentleman. His refined demeanor is genuine. He is what you would call, a Beansoir"

bean water squirts 

Another name for a coffee enema
Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

nice beads 

A phrase said to one who possesses beads that are of great quality. Can also be used to instantly roast anybody.
David: Why don’t you eat the watermelon?
Grant: Because I don’t like the seeds.
David: nice beads
Grant: k guess i’ll just go jump in the pool
David: cool
nice beads by Cooldidntask October 5, 2018

Bean Spiller 

Someone who cannot keep their mouth shuteven when they know the consequences of divulgence.
"I promise to keep it to myself," said the loose-lipped, shifty-mouthed Bean Spiller, who then turned around and told everyone.
Bean Spiller by Midda Challie October 20, 2010

smol bean 

someone who is innocent and/or adorable
most commonly used in fandoms
Tyler is a smol bean
Josh is a smol bean too
smol bean by jishwadun May 19, 2016

precious bean 

An actual angel in the presence of average humans
Phil Lester is an actual precious bean