Austinized

When someone goes to or moves to Austin and instantly becomes pretentious. They will usually make sure to let their buddies know exactly just how cool they are for being in Austin and how much better it is there then where they are from. They can usually be seen taking pictures of their food or anything really austin-esque to send to their buddies back home.

Hey whatever happened to him? He used to be so humble.

Awhhh man he went to Austin and came back austinized

by thelovermuthafucka August 30, 2019

Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out

He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!

by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025

Austin

That one person that will love you no matter what, that will be there for you in good and bad times, someone who puts others before himself, someone lovable .

Austin always is here

by No one that matters March 1, 2018

Austin Roesner

A bitchass who always yoinks kills in rainbow six siege and can't play doc for shit.

Austin Roesner, stop stealing my kills aut monkey.

by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018

Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."

by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020

Austin

Guy with a huge fucking nose and small dick👃His nose is bigger than his dick

Your such an Austin brooooooo

by NiggerRonnie February 12, 2019

Austin

Someone who is just awful at tennis like really bad at it.

Oh you see that guy over there, he's pulling an Austin.

by DreadWizard14 May 9, 2022