by Guccin Mane April 29, 2024
Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021
Undefinable, oddly sexual, unforgettable deeply confused, biggest simp imaginable and in the closet.
by Lukebrown912 September 24, 2020
Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
by Austin Tripp May 14, 2014
by HOT sexy kid on your bus March 19, 2019
A fucking hot ass guy that you would fuck at all cost. This guy is so sexually attractive that you would do anything to get with them
by voidrawa April 29, 2023
Georgia+Mary Austin are the best of all best friends. They always stick by each others sides and never fail to make you smile. They might not be the coolest in the school but they will always make you laugh. They will always wave at you no matter who you are with. They don’t care if you are with your boy friend or a celebrity they will never fail to embarrass you. They are loved by many. They make friends everywhere they go. They show what life is about. Friends aren’t on a phone, they are right in front of you. This combination is all you need when you are feeling down. Don’t worry they won’t judge if your shirt is upside down. They would simply let you know but they will turn that frown upside down. They don’t see your imperfections they simply look pass. They like to enjoy life simply as it is. So the next time you see them don’t glare and look pass, just simply wave and say hey, cuz you know they will always wave back.
by natfence67 February 10, 2022