4th August

Kiss your ex and your best friend day... have fun

Zoe: omg it's 4th August

Lilly: oh ye I need to find my ex but I also.need to kiss you lol
Zoe: ye we need to kiss to *mwah*

by Balls in ma jaws August 2, 2022

august

the best girlfriend ever. so hot, pretty, and so kind. literally the best and she deserves the world. 🫶

me: hi august! :D
her: hi darling :)
me: i love you so much 🥰
her: i love you more 😘

by astro <3 February 15, 2023

August

A red haired small person who is trying to fit in and always fails. A very white person with a small penis and a very disgusting look. He smells bad and he is often a nerd. His breath is contagious!! Not the guy you want in your bed because he gets tired after 2 minutes.

This person is a typical august.

by Coolguy71725 December 12, 2016

auguster

auguster a person who is mean, kind, funny, and hates red nail polish.

i need an auguster in my life
#getlikeauguster

by ilovehoeslol November 21, 2021

August 1st

Post your girl bsf day cause they are special as well

post her. No sentence. Its august 1st

by Spidurh July 31, 2022

August 1st

National slut day where girls beg to be posted on their boyfriend's story not knowing that he got a kid with the local boss man. It is also a day where girls under the age of 18 suck cucumbers and shove them down their dead nan's throat.

It's August 1st

by Daddysweetknob July 31, 2022

August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know

I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug

by Leahliva March 26, 2023