When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
by Timmy-K August 28, 2011
Get the shit the rag mug.The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
by Pulpi1 June 1, 2014
Get the Shit paralysis mug.An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.
Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.
by specialk88 September 13, 2013
Get the orc shit mug.When you take a shit and you wipe your ass so many times and it just doesn’t stop staining the toilet paper, your asshole then becomes a highlighter due to the amount of wipes it takes to flawlessly clean your asshole.
by Sirk331 September 1, 2019
Get the Highlighter shit mug.A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !
by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018
Get the Shit Bomb mug.When you and your friends have a discrepancy about which actor/actress/director etc. was in any given movie. Also when you're convinced you've seen a famous person make a cameo before they were famous.
by JisaToff January 26, 2011
Get the IMDB this shit mug.An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
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