Chicken-bird

The "correct" name of any bird you tell your children when wont stop asking questions and you don’t actually know but can't break their tiny hearts by letting them think you don’t know every damned thing about every damned thing in the universe ever!.....but also still kindda love that they still think you do :)

And What’s that one called daddy? ...oh, that’s the ‘Moroccan Chicken-bird’ sweetie.

by Moroccan Bob August 28, 2019

Birds Nest

When a homosexual ejaculates onto or into his partners beard that is at least 3 to 4 inches long, making it resemble a well lived in nest that is covered in bird shit.

Dude after leaving pride fest that hipsters beard looked like a birds nest.

by VVvvvvvvvvvvvcvjccRogerjoh June 27, 2017

Bird pon

Placing a small bird such as a sparrow into the vagina to dam up menstrual flow in lieu of a tampon.

Honey Boo Boo, gimme that dead sparrow off the porch. Mama's staining the carpet in the hallway again. It's time to make her a bird pon

by DrSpuD January 14, 2018

Bird face

When one has indulged a little too heavy on the marching powder, usually without enough alcohol beforehand.

Bro you need to slow down I can’t look at you right now, your bird face is scaring me

by John Tseno November 15, 2022

Shaded Bird

A shaded bird. You either are one or you aren't. You either have one or you don't. You know it if you have it.

Man did you see Kevin this morning? He was a total shaded bird man.

by Jaquelin Francis May 9, 2023

edwin bird

edwin birds fly around all the time you might see one flying to your window one time! edwin birds are big blue birds

dave- I saw an edwin bird fly around my apartment yesterday!
phil- oh I see them all the time!
dave- oh that’s so cool!! we should start a bird petition

by dave12637383 May 25, 2021

Shaded Bird

when someone has one they have a shaded bird. if you know what a shaded bird is you can tell if someone has a shaded bird or if they dont have a shaded bird

"hey hows it going"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"

by alesf May 9, 2023