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Johnny

The absolute perfect guy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to look at anyone ever again. His curly, brown hair, combined with his lightning-strike eyes, you'll be hypnotized by his beauty. He's the kind of guy girls want to be with and guys want to be. He is a sweet, generous, and comical person, whom's personality is unforgettable. He will become an ally in your life, and never give up on you. He sees the good in things. Aside from his kind gestures and friendly welcomes, he is full of testosterone and will invite you into bed quickly upon meeting. One important thing about sex with a Johnny is that it isn't like most sex, it's better. Johnny has the body of an angel. He has a rock-hard six pack or abs, along with mighty strong triceps and biceps. Seeing Johnny shirtless will immediately make you levitate to his bedroom. Johnny also has great seductive skills. He'll graze you with his veiny hands, and undress you while whispering lovey dovey things in your ear. Once the clothes come off, you'll never want to leave his bed. His long, eight-inch dick will make you moan for hours. He is also a great kisser, touching your body while smooching. Johnny's go best with Monica's. If you're a Monica reading this, you are quite lucky.
Wow, look at that muscular guy over there.
Holy shit, he's sexy!
He must be a Johnny
by JOYBetty777 July 23, 2022
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Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother
My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia
by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023
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Johnnying

Bugging someone constantly to finish a project or game they are working on and trolling them non-stop if they don't finish what they started
"Please just close this; OI is a joke, he creates fake games and has never released a beta or demo...Really?

@all the people being childish, learn to use the computer like neo dragon said and act your age. And i am emailing the leader of PC because i think its pretty ridiculous how people can spam my profile page calling me a Jacka** and stuff and how just in general you can swear on PC, i think it is sick..
I would advise you neodragon to just close this thread because it is getting no where, and is a waste of time, just like infinite rainbow was...he gets peoples hopes up and then creates a excuse on why he cannot further his game or release a demo.

All of you sticking up for OI will soon see why i am "being a troll". I too was a fan of OI when he was working on Infinite rainbow, but then he crushed that game, so i became mad at him for just throwing a perfectly good game away. O yea i forgot they are fake games, all he has is picturess of themm :)"
That would be Johnnying
by Pseudo-Legend August 29, 2010
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Go home Johnny

Johnny is a synonym for nobody or an unimportant person.

In this sentence, they tell nobody to go home.
LISA: The Painful OST - Go Home Johnny
by Sosku10 March 4, 2024
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Johnny

Johnny is an incredible man and a very generous person. He’s going to support you always and he’s going to be there for you when you most need him. He’s very selfless and kind. Johnny is also a very cute and hot guy, an honest hardworking person, a great friend, and an excellent boyfriend. Johnny is the type of person to bring infinite happiness in your life, if you ever meet Johnny, appreciate him, you will never meet anyone like Johnny.
Johnny is amazing, he’s such an awesome human being.
by princ3ssinpink November 20, 2023
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Johnny Ferret

Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck
Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
by MinecraftGoodFortniteBad69 December 10, 2019
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