Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022
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michael jackson bad

when something is really bad, often used in scary situations
"oh no..this is michael jackson bad."
by mikansupremacy July 31, 2021
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Abe Jackson

Noun

A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.
"Oh, are we gonna hit up that Christmas party at Shaun's, hold on, let me don my Abe Jackson."
by DonKeedix December 21, 2021
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Michael Jackson's wife

her name is Perpetua-Felicidad , it is sometimes written as Perpetua-Felicity , and addressed as Michael Jackson HildaHvshki .
She is also known in the entertainment industry and chatainment as Jackson Monilium . She got married to MJ in 1985 Nov 9, and they are still married.

She is the only real wife of Michael Joseph Jackson.
Michael Joseph Jackson's wife is very intelligent.
Michael Jackson's wife is very rich.
Michael Jackson's wife is a real life Royalty.
by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021
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Jackson Phobia

Jackson Phobia is a fear of a scary person in the Diamondz server. Known as a popular yt server
Jackson: Im done being nice. Im demoting.
Everybody else in the server including Diamond: AHHHHHH! I HAVE Jackson Phobia
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National Sienna Leigh Jackson Day is on the 30th of June, on this day everyone must be friendly to Sienna Jackson and bring her gifts if you would like to give her something for her special day! This day is for one individual called Sienna Leigh Jackson
Do you know what day it is today?
It's National Sienna Leigh Jackson Day
by Lee Thomas Harwood May 23, 2022
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Jackson Varner

The best person you will ever meet, he is super kind and sweet, and will care for you as long as he lives, he plays American football 🏈
Bro, I heared of him, is that Jackson Varner
by Alabama Yee October 19, 2019
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