z

a very pretty girl, especially a blonde. She is perfect and everything that you want in your life.

Hey Z, you lookin good.

by thiccsnicc March 18, 2019

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Gen Z

Proof that the future of humanity as a whole and the civilization the Greater Generation built for the west is doomed. Thanks to social media, AI, and unrealistic expectations of reality brainwashing the young adults of today, you can expect the economy to crash by 2050-2060 and a post-apocalyptic world by 2090-2100 since 99% of the adult/elderly population in that time won't know how to properly think for themselves, let alone govern anything. And Millennials, if not all dead by then, would gladly enable their idea of a "perfect" world.

Sometime in the year 2069...

Patient: "Doctor, I am having a hard time breathing, and my feet are red, swollen, and filled with pus! I don't know if I'll live for much longer..."

Gen Z Doctor: *pulls AirPod out of ear* "Sorry, I couldn't hear you. What'd you say?"

Patient: "I SAID I CANNOT BREATHE AND MY FEET ARE SWELLING UP LIKE BALLOONS! I THINK I'M DYING!"

Doctor: "Ohhh. Ye lmao. You probably are. ChatGPT said you have a disease in your brain, and we're gonna let our test robots perform surgery on you. For now, jus take some ibuprofen or something. Idk."

by I live at 308NegraArroyoLane September 15, 2025

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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition is named after Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins and his infamous hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.

Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit ; the NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

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