waffle stomp

1. To get the living shit beat out of you, especially by the Police.
2. A term used to describe the looser of a fight (Waffle Stomped).

That stupid ass decided to fight with the Police; not only did he get tazed, but he got waffle stomped too!

by Damn Dirty Ape May 21, 2007

twat waffle

one who finds themselves being retarded, often like Integra Type Arrrgh

see also 'douche canoe'

Hey, Derek, quit being a twat waffle.

by Sports N Imports May 02, 2006

waffle cock

a fat homosexual who has a small penis and enjoys having sex with smaller people with the same size, so as not to make him feel like a complete loser.

That waffle cock over there tried asking me to have sex with him!

by Tom23543 December 20, 2006

blue waffle

it is a disease on the vagina which makes ass hole and vagina area turn blue usually tastes good x:P

www.bluewaffle.com blue waffle

by CMKID March 13, 2010

waffle house

Your local Goth hangout.

seriously, there's always loads of goths in the Waffle House.

by foshizzle5 December 28, 2006

Belgium Waffle

When a man ejaculates on the most proximal part of another persons well chiseled abs, allowing the jizz to dribble down and fill in all of the lines between the recipients rectus abdominis muscles.

Evan took home the asian girl with the 6 pack from the gym and gave her a belgium waffle.

by THE Callous Phallus July 02, 2014

Waffle With Mayo

ROFLMAO - but basterdized down so girls dont laugh at you when you say it.

that shit was so funny I had a waffle with mayo!

by Jens lane June 23, 2004