body-surfer

1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.

Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.

by QuacksO March 10, 2018

body fapping

to apply force to the ground with one's entire body, resulting in a fap -like noise

body fapping is quite common for me because my best friend always steps on the back of my shoes

by a.m3lt October 02, 2017

Body farm

A “farm” used to hold human dead body’s, for students and people to study.

I need a dead person for a ducking history project

Why the funny do you need that? Go to a body farm

by iwearyelloshirt May 22, 2022

Bobble Body

Someone who’s head is too small for their body

Look at this guy he’s a bobble body

by Sir Julius April 18, 2024

dirty bodied

2: Somebody that can't help but to be slutted out by the city

3;there's sex drive put them at high risks of HIV, syphilis, crabs, hepatitis b, hepatitis ...all of the above

Warning} don't try this at home...or anywhere..

Yeah girl that's jay, he real dirty bodied you don't wanna talk to him!.

by Marianao May 11, 2023

Body like oil money

Spicy dog shit with a side of tits :)

She got a body like oil money

by Pe13$_licker February 17, 2025

Three body problem

The frustration that occurs in a two male, one female threesome attempting double penetration without their balls touching.

Did you hear George and Jerry had a three body problem last night?

by Rikstah April 05, 2024