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Kevin Garnett

The player in the N.B.A. that scored 68 double doubles in the 82 games he played in the 2002-2003 season, and didn't get voted M.V.P.
"that guy just got hell cheated"
"that guy just got 'Kevin Garnett'd"
by adam winfield November 2, 2003
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Kevin Gaycon

when you rub your penis on an object and wait for your friend to touch said object
You: "HAHA!"

Your friend: "what?"

You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"

Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"
by silvershamus August 4, 2010
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Kevin Jonas

The lie told to girls all over the world. "Kevin" jonas is truly PAUL jonas. Kevin is his middle name, hence Paul Kevin Jonas.

... put that in your pipe and smoke it!
"god, i wanna be kevin jonas when i grow up"

"No, you wana be paul."
by SuperAunt3794 September 14, 2009
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Pulling a Kevin

The act of not bathing one's body for the duration of more than two days.
I was pulling a kevin last weekend to save water.
by The Hymez December 5, 2011
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Kevin Bacon

A: Hew, what's your favorite actor?
B: Kevin Bacon, he's so smelly...
by Da Word June 10, 2013
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Dirty Kevin

A dirty Kevin is used to describe an overly confident male who possess crusty lips. Although he may be decent looking at first, one look at his lips and his hopes for success are gone
“That guys an utter dirty Kevin
by Ddogmyster April 28, 2020
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Kevin Millar

He is a mediocre 1b and OF for the redsox. He normally has a better second half of a season than a first.
Kevin Millar has hit 3 homeruns tonight
by nick July 24, 2004
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