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Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
by GG1000 April 9, 2022
mugGet the Touch grassmug.

touch of the tizzle

To touch someone with your penis and give them a touch of the tizzle
I gave her the touch of the tizzle treatment
by RIZ EM February 23, 2025
mugGet the touch of the tizzlemug.

Touch bag

Do Coke
Every time I’m in the strip club I go touch bag in the bathroom
by Fratguy7 August 7, 2025
mugGet the Touch bagmug.

multi-touch

Multi-Touch:
1) The act of slapping one's penis against the revolutionary iPhone device in a desire to utilize the new input system. This is usually done with the intent of creating a pleasing "slapping" sound against the iPhone or other modile devices. The best way to do this is when you have men from two different ethnic backgrounds "multi-touching". This creates the greatest experience of "multi colored" "multi-touch".
1) Dude, lets go multi-touch on this new iPhone
by Steve Witherspoon July 12, 2007
mugGet the multi-touchmug.

Toe touches

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’
by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021
mugGet the Toe touchesmug.

touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
mugGet the touch potatomug.

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