jumping retard

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

by mdoggydog March 08, 2009

retard nation

A group of friends based in Brampton(A.K.A B-Town or Bramadesh), Ontario age range 11-13. Naturally living in the suburbs is a boring life so they found awesome new ways to entertain themselves. There are different divisions of Retard Nation such as:

The Hobo Tribe: Responsible for finding new areas for Retard Nation to hang at.

The RN Mofia: Responsible for doing Retard Nation's "Dirty Work"

Some of retard nations passtimes have been:

-Bonfires in their forest hideout

-Using axe and a lighter to make sick flamethrowers and kill all the and in the hideout, or start fires with.

-Hanging out in the arcade at the mall

-Egging Hated Property such as schools of fag's houses

And way more...

Retard Nation has 3 main leaders. There are many more members though.

kid: thank god for the rn mofia, egging the school, and writing graffiti in the bathrooms

other kid:hey man, thats retard nation for you. Theyre just serving the Community

by mike_hockey_skate January 25, 2007

retard powers

Being as stupid as possible, therefore making others around you stupid by talking.

"His retard powers are so great, my iq drops by 50 every time he speaks."

by 100%Retard November 22, 2015

retarded hooker

A coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them.

That Dean is a retarded hooker, she gets paid a lot of money and keeps fucking me in the ass.

by flyawaynow October 09, 2009

retarded fight

when two people of relatively low reputation engage in a violent fight to either defend one persons beliefs or climb higher in the social ladder. This fight generally has no sense of technique and no one gives a shit about why they are fighting, its just friggin funny.

frank: hey bro i heard steven and rayner had a fight?

bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight

frank: haha fags

by frankison longbottom June 23, 2010

Ghetto Retarded

When something goes down that is so ludicrous that all political correctness is thrown by the wayside.

Peter: Man, I caught my girl in bed with my dad last night.

Joseph: Bro, thats just ghetto retarded.

by Sideburns88 May 17, 2010

Bleeding retard

Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.

Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."

by rainbowunicornhatesyou July 01, 2012