by Jplsp March 21, 2017
Get the Dumb-hoemug. by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 7, 2018
Get the Snapchat hoemug. Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”
by Acfireman January 19, 2019
Get the Hose hoemug. when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob
Warning! May cause castration
Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
Get the Hoeing the Lawnmug. Chad looks at himself in the mirror and wonders why he bothered to be born."Damn I am a fugly hoe," he thinks. Then, after a wild night with Chrissy he feels pretty inside.
by MarisaMariamMC October 5, 2008
Get the Fugly Hoemug. That kind of girl who you see on tumblr posting pictures of her lips and septum, probably has an aesthetic blog, has a daddy kink.
by Platinum Kai February 22, 2017
Get the tumblr hoemug. A female who knows the guy she's messing with has a girlfriend, wife or family and knows she doesn't come first and will sit there silently while he is on the phone with his girlfriend /wife
He is talking to his girlfriend on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her while that bitch sits there is sucking his dick not knows to be quiet and knows not to say a word because his girlfriend is #1
"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"
"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"
by hoe, bitch, stupid,slut whore July 17, 2016
Get the Pathetic Hoemug.