Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.
Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
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Other world can be whatever you want.
Other world can be whatever you want.
by ChiefLaki May 4, 2019
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Billy: Check out this group story thing on snapchat it's so cool!
Julie: What's the point of it?
Billy: It's like a thing where a group of friends share stories together all in one story.
Julie:Sounds like fun!
Billy:It is!
Billy: *checks story*
Billy: Hold on... why is there people doing different things and saying "Add me"? And do they even know each other?
Julie: What's the point of it?
Billy: It's like a thing where a group of friends share stories together all in one story.
Julie:Sounds like fun!
Billy:It is!
Billy: *checks story*
Billy: Hold on... why is there people doing different things and saying "Add me"? And do they even know each other?
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Get the Story mug.A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again. Best sex story ever? You horny now?
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again. Best sex story ever? You horny now?
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Driver Dan's Story Train returns to CBeebies for a second series. Its first series was launched on CBeebies in January 2010.
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STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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