chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022

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spoon

a hard stick used for killing

DEATH!!!!!! to you by the spoon

by thisislili October 18, 2022

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Pan Sexual Spoon

A spoon that likes stirring a pan

I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon

by Cazoooo April 21, 2022

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holding a spoon

holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.

woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?

by unf4z3dd April 28, 2022

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Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.

That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.

by Acid230 May 1, 2022

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