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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
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silk soldier

Used in reference to a gay male or gay male soldier.
Did you see Tommy in those camo pants? They were kinda tight, he looked like he was getting his silk soldier on.
by DeezNuggets October 7, 2011
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Mis-sold

A term commonly used by someone who can't take responsibility for their own financial decisions, usually when they realise they don't know how to use a recently purchased product/service, or can no longer obtain a refund for said product/service.
"I have no idea how to work this toaster Jim. I can't return it because it's out of the 30 day return period."

"Don't worry about it, just say it was mis-sold and they'll have no choice but to take it back and refund".
by namealreadytaken February 28, 2013
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Jeffrey Sledge

That kid commenting on David's status is such a Jeffrey Sledge!
by AndroPunk March 11, 2013
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plastic soldier

A plastic soldier Is one who goes around acting tough ans bullying everyone smaller than him but has never been in a fight in his life
Man, he's such a plastic soldier he won't touch you.
by bagged salad March 31, 2015
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Party Soldier

A person that no matter what is going on in their personal life, always is at a party/function/turn up. Like literally... Nothing will stop them from gettin lit.
Tim: Hey Derek. You hear bout Ray's mom dying this morning?
Derek: Yeah that's crazy. Bet he's gonna be in all year.
Tim: Nah. You know him. He'll never miss a party No matter what karma or the world throws at him. He's a Party Soldier.
Derek: You're right because I think I see him over there tap dancing with that midget.
by Ty Saucy March 28, 2016
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cock sledger

Man with a hard or is that can cum several times without going soft
He was such a cock sledger he was going all night with one person after the next
by Hellawalla222 May 10, 2016
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