*random dude uses Robert rizz*
Random Person 1: That dude has Robert Rizz!
Random Person 2: NAWWWWWWW!
Random Person 1: That dude has Robert Rizz!
Random Person 2: NAWWWWWWW!
by super awesome cool kid 😎 February 15, 2024
Get the Robert Rizzmug. by HMMS November 19, 2023
Get the robert type jokemug. A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.
Or
A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.
Or
A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021
Get the Robertmug. by asddddddddddddd February 23, 2021
Get the Robertmug. I'm using this app to confess my love for Robert. He is weird and kinda short with brown hair and brown eyes. He is kinda like that weird band kid, but he is the best and most funniest guy to be friends with or something even more.
by Scorviee September 6, 2021
Get the Robertmug. Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
by battheowldk December 9, 2020
Get the robert pattinsonmug. a mother sandwich so sexy gets every girl he talks to best friends with adam 9.5 inch cock so hot even guys like him and a milf who can eat a nutella sandwich in 1 second
by arvint the legend 123 October 1, 2021
Get the robert haslettmug.