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Sir Lady Pleaser

The most epic name for a penis that you will ever hear
by hahafunnyfunny September 2, 2010
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Portal of Pleasure

The means by which one finds the path to their ultimate happiness.
She found that the easiest way to enter her portal of pleasure was by drinking vodka and watching the Vampire Diaries.
by 9th Wave Rider April 13, 2011
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fuck my ass please

When someone asks you the question you always wanted to hear.
To have sexual intercourse with someone via the anus.
This is also called an anal.
"Can you fuck my ass please?" admitted Christina.
by viperinafire February 5, 2018
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when you try to say something and your voice cracks
Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?
by opalescqnt December 8, 2018
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BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022
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Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag)

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021
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It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
by adnan0007 October 10, 2022
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