Wasty Pants

To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.

ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.

Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES

Bouncer- how many beers have you had?

Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.

by Licken strippers TITTIES November 3, 2013

Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up

Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me

by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019

pants ninja

(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.

"Watch out for that pants ninja, he got my girl pregnant."

by PantsNinja February 8, 2015

carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !

"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"

by itrainedlink October 5, 2016

cameltoga pants

Spandex workout pants worn by women worn too tightly which unwittingly reveals the outline of their female genetalia

Check out the chick in the Stabucks line wearing the cameltoga pants. I think I'll have some cream with my coffee today

by Mickey Shingles July 25, 2015

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015

milky pants

When your goin through puberty and u see a hot girl u get milky pants

OMG jeniffer did you see Rick he has milky pants

by Jamal Taylor April 20, 2017