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rogers park

One of the few slums left on Chicago's otherwise nice North Side. Pedestrians here are often "gooned" (randomly beaten) while walking down the street, dilapidated tenements line the 'L' tracks and Morse Avenue is a notorious open-air drug market. In fact, Rogers Park is so hoodish that its criminal atmosphere seeps into south Evanston, immediately past Howard Street to the north.

Typical inhabitants include drug dealers, thugs, homeless people and annoying, pretentious hipsters who would rather listen to a gunshot lullaby every night than live in a nice neighborhood like Lincoln Park or Lakeview.
Humboldt Park and Uptown may be crappy North Side neighborhoods, but Rogers Park takes the cake.

Rogers Park is the Englewood of the North Side.
by d4rk August 24, 2007
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Jurassic parking

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking
Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk
by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020
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Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.
Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!
by Cbass187 June 19, 2008
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Dagenham park

This school is full of wannabe rappers and footballers it’s just honestly a terrible school but very entertaining when it comes to beef the food is very trash like the boys who go there but majority of them are Peng. They will beg it quite a lot but the school in general is good I mean the teachers give you slack 24/7 and the relocation room is not it with the dramatic kids who get sent down for laughing the worst part is being enemies with All Saints there’s no reason why Dagenham park and all saints are just enemies the schools teachers are very jarring the girls think they’re all that when they really aren’t they overuse lipgloss like it’s going out of fashion and think they’re Peng when they aren’t it’s quite sad the geography block is always boiling hot the main building is just awful the Astroturf bangs especially when u like to bang ball
What school do you go to?

I go to Dagenham park

That’s a cool school
by Mynameiskwasawasak*?! October 4, 2020
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Rudgear Park

Where real men fuck bitches, get money, dap, burn and more.. we got the baseball field where we...fuck bitches, the table near the tennis courts where we... fuck bitches, the basketball courts where we... get in good shape to fuck bitches, we got the dopest whips slappin all day. There's even a motha fuckin song bout it shieeeet. rudgear park. killa hideout of the creek
5 0'clock on friday nothing to do time for rudgear park where we hit kegstands dude
by doing what we do July 21, 2010
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South Park

The show that is allowed to joke about a person eating his dead parents but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day.
Why do adult shows like South Park keep censoring the word "fuck" even though they already show stuff that is way more disturbing and offensive?
by Dubiks December 11, 2018
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Jurachet Park

A title you give to a group of Ratchet people doing ratchet things in malls, streets, etc.

Usually what you call a group of crazy stupid girls in parties or clubs.
This mall just turned in to a Jurachet Park because of there ratchet ass girls.
by Jules21 April 6, 2013
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