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rogers park

One of the few slums left on Chicago's otherwise nice North Side. Pedestrians here are often "gooned" (randomly beaten) while walking down the street, dilapidated tenements line the 'L' tracks and Morse Avenue is a notorious open-air drug market. In fact, Rogers Park is so hoodish that its criminal atmosphere seeps into south Evanston, immediately past Howard Street to the north.

Typical inhabitants include drug dealers, thugs, homeless people and annoying, pretentious hipsters who would rather listen to a gunshot lullaby every night than live in a nice neighborhood like Lincoln Park or Lakeview.
Humboldt Park and Uptown may be crappy North Side neighborhoods, but Rogers Park takes the cake.

Rogers Park is the Englewood of the North Side.
by d4rk August 24, 2007
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Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.
"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
by Beezy M July 16, 2009
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Shark Park

A group of sharks

Many Sharks together, hunting as a group.
by bencus January 25, 2011
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Rudgear Park

Where real men fuck bitches, get money, dap, burn and more.. we got the baseball field where we...fuck bitches, the table near the tennis courts where we... fuck bitches, the basketball courts where we... get in good shape to fuck bitches, we got the dopest whips slappin all day. There's even a motha fuckin song bout it shieeeet. rudgear park. killa hideout of the creek
5 0'clock on friday nothing to do time for rudgear park where we hit kegstands dude
by doing what we do July 21, 2010
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Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.
Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!
by Cbass187 June 19, 2008
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Jurachet Park

A title you give to a group of Ratchet people doing ratchet things in malls, streets, etc.

Usually what you call a group of crazy stupid girls in parties or clubs.
This mall just turned in to a Jurachet Park because of there ratchet ass girls.
by Jules21 April 6, 2013
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South Park

America's Most famous Racist Cartoon. Starring Cartman the fat boy, Kyle the Jew, Stan the normal boy, and Kenny who is addicted to dying. WTF?
A: I'm watching South Park.
B: Oh, sweet, dude!
by Herrickjunior September 9, 2015
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