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my best friend

Mick is AWESOME

by spiderace July 19, 2025

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Pubic Awesome

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.

Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?

Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*

(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!

Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?

by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012

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Awesomeness

The purest form of amazing. Synonym of insane. In a good way.

"I am pure awesomeness," Joe said. "and insanity".

by YourBroThatsAGirl October 19, 2021

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Awesome

My Wife, she is sassing awesomeness everywhere

What is awesome?
My wife ofc

by Sassy Unicorn, I fart awesome January 31, 2017

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Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 17, 2020

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