Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

by soundless scream May 7, 2017

dumb swag

Dumb swag, swag so dumb that you forget it was even there. Like makes ur mind dumb swag

that's some dumb swag right there

by dbreezy9000000 September 12, 2020

Swag Deflectors

When a guy is trying to turn on their swag towards a lady, she puts up her swag deflectors because she doesn't want to deal with him and his phony charm.

Girl: Your friends were trying to get in my face all night!
Guy: Yeah, they were just like "YOLO get the only girl!"
Girl: That's why I put up my swag deflectors. They got the hint eventually.

by torithetigerbizatch January 22, 2013

Shag Swag

A non-descript token gift given by an important person (or self-important a-hole) to another in recognition of sexual favor and or time spent together.

Didjya hear Derek Jeter gave out shag swag to his one-night stands?

by keyline October 21, 2014

Swag Nap

when two swagsters nap together it’s called a swag nap. large clothing may be shared by those two swagsters in the process.

“hey, wanna take a swag nap with me”

by swagterms May 1, 2021

swag bath

a bath with bubbles or a bath bomb

shut up im not going to take another swag bath!

by pussyowner123456 February 3, 2017

Musical swag

Music that is of good quality or talent and also exceeds the standards of the music industry.

Did you hear the latest #1 hit on the Billboard Top 100? They totally have musical swag.

by music_is_4_life September 10, 2010