Country Bum Fuck
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
portmanteau
1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum
Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.
by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022
Get the Country Bum Fuckmug. From the Rockies in Northern California all the way to the upper Appalachian Mountains on the east coast, you can find them. They’re usually white or fair in skin color, skinny and usually moderately or only fairly attractive. They like to take their summer break off of school as an opportunity to rack up their absurdity high body counts to the point where their stomach ends up in their head drinking “twisties” and smoking 4 dollar a gram hash out of a half empty water bottle. These chicks are most of the time clinically insane or just bipolar. You usually run into these type of girls either in the country or in New York City during July.
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023
Get the Country whoremug. A very fun sport that requires a god-like mentality. Is available from middle school through college. Those who run cross country are absolute gods and are, by definition, chads. They don't care what others think and strive for self-improvement. It is definitely a sport like no other. The team is very friendly and respectful because they understand the sport. Those who shit on the sport don't even remotely know the pain and grit that cross country runners endure, and this is speaking from personal experience. They are true athletes, meaning they have an everlasting dedication to the sport. The team consists of the most physically fit people you will ever lay your eyes upon. The training is painful, from core exercises to tempos. Other sports cancel practices due to weather, but not cross country, oh no. They'll train in a fucking hurricane hailstorm hybrid. The day before a race, they will hold an event known as a pasta party where you eat a lot of pasta to carb up for it. The races are 5 kilometers long (3.1 miles) most of the time and are on terrain (steep hills, mud, dirt, etc). Once you're done running the race, you get runner's high and feel insanely good. All in all, Cross Country goes hard and is worth it!
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Cross Country?
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
by PixelatedRetro September 10, 2022
Get the Cross Countrymug. A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.
by Tiberius Doohan November 15, 2021
Get the country simpmug. Countries that are stereotyped as a jerkass country include France, Poland and the United States, but of course not everyone from them are assholes. There's douchey people everywhere no matter what country you're from.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
Get the Jerkass Countrymug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
Get the Brian "'Imaweli'" Baillie: The First Juvenile For The COuntry Of Sparta <United States Of America>mug. by Methed-Up April 24, 2019
Get the Country Squire Lakesmug.