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Mumsy Mum

Opposite of a MILF.

Normally in the 37 to 47 age range.
Keeley looked like a proper Mumsy Mum at the school gates today
by Erik ten excuses October 21, 2023
mugGet the Mumsy Mummug.

Your mum

A very kind a genourous person who will help anyone or anything in need. Just kidding she’s a slag
by Dislocatedpussyhole December 22, 2018
mugGet the Your mummug.

Ya mum

Him;u look like a frog
Me:ya mum look like a frog
Him:I go beat jo ass
Me: I beat ya mum ass
by Ok u gay October 25, 2018
mugGet the Ya mummug.

Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.
Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....
by RVH August 11, 2018
mugGet the Mummug.

Your mum

Mckenzie fucked Liams mum and the vagina with the lube in the wardrobe and condoms
by Granny fanny May 4, 2020
mugGet the Your mummug.

Ya Mum

what kids scream after you insult them
"Your face is ugly." "YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!"
by datreelmavp November 30, 2017
mugGet the Ya Mummug.

Ur mum

People use this as a joke as making fun of people's mothers by simply saying ur mum
by Kingzxfooty February 12, 2022
mugGet the Ur mummug.

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