May 3rd

May 3rd is National grab tity day

On this day you can grab your special someone’s boob

Sean: it’s May 3rd, you know what that means!
Mark: I’m gonna grab my gf’s boob!

by My boyfriend is hot April 22, 2019

billy mays

he died

billy mays had a beard

by my fingers hurt June 28, 2009

May 20

National shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day!

Hey why didn’t you talk to me yesterday?
Because it was May 20th and I was sucking Sergio’s dick!

by thenoob72 May 31, 2019

May 4

National eat booty day.
If things don’t go as planned, it’s also national make out day.

Person 1: How was your May 4
Person 2: It was fucking awesome dude, I ate the whole ass
Person 1: Awe man, I only got to make out

Person 2: Awe dude

by Heinz_Ketchup May 31, 2018

May 5

National Hump Day and Slap ass day

Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5

by Dicksucker Golden91623 May 5, 2019

May Day

1. A Communistic Holiday (When the Russian's used to drive the army though red square)
2. Really tall black ladie in a bond film.
3. Wicken holiday, something to do with furtility

This May Day, the Kent States cops busted our keg party!
This is a wonderful May Day parade.
Ahhhhhhh May Day what a lovly ladie you are.

by john kozlowski October 28, 2005

May 20th

National finger your gf day

May 20th is a day you pleasure your gf

by Weedmaster42069 May 19, 2020