Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

Butt Log

A brown sticks that is produced from 2 meat balloons

yes it butt log

by Dr. Trouser Trumpet June 4, 2021

Log

Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.

Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"

Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)

Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing

Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.

by Logvictim June 19, 2021

Log

1. The phenomenon when you are experiencing difficulties because of unstable internet connection. It triggers your annoyance and anger.

It is the cause of some people's anger issue.

It will make you harsh things like cursing non-stop, smashing the keyboard, punching the monitor, breaking the CPU, and/or throwing your phone.

2. It may be the best excuse to give to your professors to avoid participation in online class and also when playing online games when in reality you are just stupid.

Player1: Noob! Just quit! Useless stupid player
Player2: Sorry, log

by Honey bunch sugar plum pumpkin May 12, 2021

Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.

I opened my slap log.

by Word clout May 24, 2021