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Joseph

Some ugly fat fuck who thinks he's da shit. He wears basketball shoes as casual clothing and steals all the food from his family.
by Big pun34 April 13, 2019
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joseph gordon-levitt

just a beautiful amazing racially ambiguous man
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you
person 1:yk whos fine shyt?
person 2:joseph gordon-levitt?
person 1:hell yeah
by alternativeoutrolucki May 31, 2025
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Joseph Morgan

A big Fish in a tiny pond. will drink all of the soda and eat your small children
by jason 6247 July 31, 2023
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Joseph Hughes

Someone with curly hair who’s obsessed with searching themselves up on Urban Dictionary
“Have you seen the new guy? “

“Yeah! He’s such a Joseph Hughes!”
by MajesticRose May 27, 2021
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joseph

The perfect boy. There boy you fall in love with at first sight. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and has the best personality. He is so alive. You'll be day dreaming about him for weeks. You'll never be able to forget about him. He's "the one". The perfect boy. He lives out in the country, small town, and the cutest voice. He's an amazing football player, he's a star track runner. He goes right to your heart. He's the best person you'll ever know. In fact he's the best person in the world. He jokes around, is a gamer, and is super nice. It's soo hard to be apart from him. He's amazing. You'll do anything to be with him. Any girl would be lucky to even know him. Your heart will long for him. You'll be wonderstruck when you see him. He's enchanting.You'll never fall in love with a better person. He's flawless. Every conversation you have with him will be amazing. You'll charish every time you talk to him. You'll brush all the way home after a night hanging out with him. Every time you hang with him will be perfect. I will spend my entire life with him if i can. I love Joseph, I love him with all my heart. Keep him close to you forever, and never let go.
by George grasper November 21, 2021
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Pulling a Joseph

Harming your significant other in some way shape or form, mentally or physically.
Person 1: “I thought he was going to harm his boyfriend!”

Person 2: “He’d be Pulling a Joseph then, that’s not good.”
by Nyx July 12, 2020
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Dirty Joseph Watts

The act of sucking a hairy cock while also fingering the asshole of Joe Biden.
by No man! February 10, 2024
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