Jordan

Nasty smellin' bitch that needs to get her cooch washed out by a pressure washer. Synonyms slut,skank,whore,bitch,hoe,stanky

You know that bitch Jordan? Yeah her stanky ass slept with my home bitches manz

by Googoogahgahhehe November 16, 2019

Jordan

A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.

YO THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A JORDAN. SEE THAT ERECTION HE HAS WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE TEACHER?

by theungreatchild October 19, 2019

I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm

I love my jordan more than anything

by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019

jordan

Jordan is an absolute mad lad, he is extremely good looking, a sex machine and an allround a great person.

That guy over there is such a jordan

by Flippin55 March 12, 2019

Jordan

The biggest ibis you will ever see he is annoying and make that’s what she said jokes. His whiter than a pimp and have short blonde hair withe pimples all over his face,he doesn’t care about anyone else but himself . His a Dick to society and should be gone like begone thot if your a Jordan go kill your self

Jordan is the biggest dick head you ever see

by DrDesrespect December 28, 2019

Jay Dion Jordan

Jay is a kind and handsome man. May i add, MY handsome man.

Jay always makes people feel better, even if he isn't doing so well himself. Even when life is being a dick, he always tries to be nice and caring.

I love him so much.

Jay Dion Jordan, what a lovely soul.

I know right!? But back off, he's mine.

- Aasta :)

by Aasta:) November 21, 2021

hayley jordan shepherd

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person

Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring

by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018