January 8th

National kiss your homies day.

Friend 1: bro why did you just kiss me
Friend 2: it’s January 8th
Friend 1: oh yeah, i forgot

by BigDamientheThird January 8, 2021

January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

january 1th

national Greg day, celebrate everyone named Greg!

larry: oh hey Greg *hugs* its national Greg day!, January 1th
Greg: thank you

by A.frog.from.outer.space June 4, 2021

January 22

Ask your crush out days

January 22th ask your crush out day

by Xxsavyxxsavage January 22, 2021

January 13

National Simp day. January 13 is the day that the boys pipe up, shoot their shot, and kiss their crush. Or if you already have a girlfriend, show her some affection, give her a hug and a kiss, tell her she's beautiful.

Girl: 'Oh hey Jake wha-"
boy: "*kisses*
girl:"wtf!!!"
boy: " im sorry. didnt you hear? its January 13, national simp day."
girl: "ohhh okay."

by CarmelxCow January 12, 2021

January 10

Corpse Husband’s (second) birthday.

Literally Everyone: It’s January 10, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORPSE!
Corpse: It’s not my birthday.

by I don’t even know. January 11, 2021

January sixth

Today is the day that you start to beat your meat. This means that you should have an orgasm today.

On January sixth I beat my meat.

by WankingOrg1 January 8, 2021