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January Hots

The January hots comes with the January blues. It involves getting frisky with anyone as a way of feeling better about the January blues.
"I can't believe you pulled Leonard! And then Sheldon??"
"It wasn't my fault! I've got a bad case of the january hots!!"
by MollyConnolly January 21, 2010
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January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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January 17

a capricorn. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋🥴
c - when yo birthday ?
o - January 17
c - ayee bad bitchs birthday tho🥵
by ♡Sweet potato♡ December 9, 2019
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January 15th

January 15th- Look Your Name Up on Urban Dictionary Day
Person 1 : Hey, did you hear about January 15th?

Person 2: No, what is it?
by tylenol pain relief January 6, 2020
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January 17th

Bf: january 17th is Natinol kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!
Gf: really? Ok. What is it?
Bf: you just kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Then they kiss
by Riverdalefan5058 January 16, 2020
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21st of January

21st of January is national fuck my boy bestie day
It’s the 21st of January so we need to fuck my boy bestie
by Suckmedickkkkk92822 November 10, 2020
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January 26,2009

Ur the ugliest person in ur school if u are born this day
Jenny: Why is that girl so ugly

Mark: Because she was born on January 26 2009

Danny:Yeah is u were born on January 26,2009 ur the ugliest person in ur school
by Months_ November 11, 2020
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