Irish Weekday

11am - 2pm

Has anyone seen Bill? It's 2pm, did he take an Irish weekday?

by Boneasaurus March 2, 2014

Irish Swamp Bottle Game

An extreme version of spin the bottle, where the bottle is filled with semen and vomit. Whoever the bottle lands on, has to take a sip of it. If you throw up, you lose. The last person standing wins.

Drake: Last night was wicked! Amy totally won the Irish Swamp Bottle game!
Greg: Yeah, she guzzled that bottle down without hesitation!
Samantha: Yeah, too bad I lost on the second round!

by power_lunch corp. February 22, 2019

Irish Threesome

Having sex with two girls within a 3 day period.

Cody got his penis chopped off when Verna found out he had an Irish Threesome with her and Laura.

by Jp3 July 22, 2014

irish blanket

When one is kept warm solely due to drunkenness, it is said that they are wearing an Irish Blanket.

"God it's so fucking cold"

"I dunno man, I feel fine"

"Yeah dude, that's cause you're so drunk you're wearing an Irish Blanket"

by GStrike February 17, 2014

Irish Pickle

A crazy situation that you, or someone else is currently in. The situation does not have a solution, it simply is what it is and the consequences will follow.

Person 1 " yo Danny got caught with 3 ounces of pot by the cops"

Person 2 " that quite a fucking Irish Pickle Danny got himself into"

by bigalo22 July 13, 2016

Irish abortion

Binge drinking until you miscarry, as Irish women are forced to do because of their Catholic government.

"Ugh, I think I'm pregnant. Glad it's St. Paddy's; no one will know I'm giving myself an Irish abortion tonight."

by annies__boobs April 24, 2014

Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010