A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.
Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023
Get the Replacement Girlfriendmug. April 14
This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture
Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day
Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day
by Sammy Wammy April 14, 2022
Get the National send your girlfriend the picture she wants daymug. I don’t have a girlfriend
by The new nuts July 31, 2022
Get the A girlfriendmug. Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Taxmug. October 10th
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020
Get the National Girlfriend’s choice daymug. “Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time “
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
by User196396399263 March 23, 2022
Get the Girlfriendmug.