dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
by rxmzaa August 30, 2022
Get the swiss cheese for your footmug. number 15. burger king foot lettuce. the last thing you would want i your burger king burger is someone elses foot fungus.. but as it turns out, that might be what you get. a 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce,, with the statement, ¨ dis is de lettuc u eat at berger king. ¨ admittedly, he had shoes on, but thats even werse. the post went live at 11:38 PM on july 16th, and a mere 20 minutes later, the bugrer king in question was alerted to the rogue employee, at least, i hope hes rogue. how did it happen? well the BK employee he hadnt removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in mayfield height oHiOo, this was at 11:47, three minutes later, at 11;50, the burge king branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment, five minutes later,, the news station was contacte- you know what? im not gonna type all this in bye.
by berger queen foot funges September 27, 2020
Get the burger king foot lettucemug. by The Migz May 14, 2015
Get the 18 foot tiga sharkmug. by Ansaru September 26, 2012
Get the Put my foot in the custardmug. Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you want on your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus! But as it turn out, that might be what you get.
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you want on your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus! But as it turn out, that might be what you get.
by Wyatt 0831 February 14, 2022
Get the Burger King Foot Lettucemug. by flickex November 15, 2014
Get the stick a foot in your assmug. When a guy gets pissed he will call a woman this. He will say this to try to hurt our feeling seeing that it sounds worse then Slut, Hoe, Bitch
Man: Will you have sex with me
Woman: No I dont know you
Man: What ever Bitch you are just a Rusted Foot Gutter Slut...
Woman: No I dont know you
Man: What ever Bitch you are just a Rusted Foot Gutter Slut...
by TiredofMen August 21, 2009
Get the Rusted Foot Gutter Slutmug.