dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
by rxmzaa August 30, 2022
Get the swiss cheese for your footmug. by Ansaru September 26, 2012
Get the Put my foot in the custardmug. When one is racing and is on the outside and on the verge or wrecking, do not decelerate just keep your foot in it dickhead.
by Lp51 October 6, 2021
Get the keep your foot in it dickheadmug. by flickex November 15, 2014
Get the stick a foot in your assmug. Carl sleeps with every girl he meets. Carl is thirsty, Carl is a batter foot boi . Batter foot gal / boi
by Islandgal876 February 21, 2019
Get the batter foot gal / boimug. Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you want on your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus! But as it turn out, that might be what you get.
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you want on your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus! But as it turn out, that might be what you get.
by Wyatt 0831 February 14, 2022
Get the Burger King Foot Lettucemug. When a guy gets pissed he will call a woman this. He will say this to try to hurt our feeling seeing that it sounds worse then Slut, Hoe, Bitch
Man: Will you have sex with me
Woman: No I dont know you
Man: What ever Bitch you are just a Rusted Foot Gutter Slut...
Woman: No I dont know you
Man: What ever Bitch you are just a Rusted Foot Gutter Slut...
by TiredofMen August 21, 2009
Get the Rusted Foot Gutter Slutmug.