Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.

P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.

by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025

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Frank's Tears

What you get when you assign Frank work

"Tomorrow's test will surely earn me bucketfuls of Frank's Tears"

by tommysalami1997 November 26, 2025

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Mike and Frank

Mike and Frank - To screw someone over.

Did you Mike and Frank those guys?

by probablynottooimportant December 28, 2025

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To closely study someone’s business model, strategy, or systems under the guise of collaboration, mentorship, or support, then quietly copy it, repackage it, and present it as one’s own, often cutting the original creator out entirely.

“I got Mike and Franked in that partnership.”

“They didn’t innovate, they Mike & Franked her entire operation.”

“It wasn’t inspiration, it was Mike and Franked.”

“I showed them my entire funnel and pricing… next month they launched the same thing. I got Mike and Franked.”

by LadyoftheLoom December 28, 2025

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do you like frank ocean

When this phrase is used, it can be use as an indicator that someone is expressing interest towards another party, more specifically sexual interest

TLDR: this is used when someone is tryna get in ya drawls

“Do you like frank ocean?”

“Why you tryna fuck?”

“Yeah.”

by Lofty January 15, 2025

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The Frank dilemma

**The Frank Dilemma** is a moral question about fictional characters who are mentally much older than their physical age. This often happens with characters who are vampires, immortals, or time travelers. The dilemma asks who these characters can date in a way that feels morally right: should they date people who match their mental age, or people who are the same age as their body looks?

Five from The Umbrella academy is often the subject of The Frank dilemma among fan conversations.

by Skinnystem January 22, 2025

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