system dump

what happens when i drop my computer and it breaks forever.. :(

me: --drops computer--

computer: system dump complete..--dies--

by epicfaiilllll August 6, 2008

e-dump

a huge massive dump taken by e-dub

damn that e-dump stinks

by glagos December 24, 2008

mobile dumping

The act of taking a dump into a paper bag while driving, and then throwing it out the window at the car behind you

matt: what are you doing tonight?
andrew: i dont know dude lets go mobile dumping.
matt: sweet!
andrew: rad!

by cock robinson January 8, 2010

Mayan Dump

when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump

Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump

by putmeincoach February 12, 2013

gorilla dump

A dookie so huge, nobody can believe it came from a human. A bowl-buster.

I had 36 chicken wings yesterday, and today I took a massive gorilla dump. My bad

by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020

No dumping zone

The period of time in which something bad happens during which you cannot break up with your significant other.

My girlfriend's dad just died. Guess she's in the no dumping zone for a while.

by midnightcookies May 20, 2011

Power Dump

A dump you take so fast that you barely even sat on the toilet

Why was That so fast? I took a power dump

by A weird Canadian July 2, 2018