The worst of the worst, the worst of the garbage.
Takes from the hockey phrase "top cheddar" (to score a goal in hockey in the upper part of the net, taking from "top shelf").
Takes from the hockey phrase "top cheddar" (to score a goal in hockey in the upper part of the net, taking from "top shelf").
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by i2oo March 14, 2013
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She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?
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Get the system dump mug.Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
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