dong wod

Dong wod is the daddy of all penises, it is huge, veiny, black and can take down a bull.

"Oh my god you should have seen that mans dong wod last night... it was extraordinary!!!"

by Dong wod April 6, 2017

peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off

Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it

by Fart dong December 9, 2021

ding dong

*walks up to door bell* 'ding dong,

hahahaha DING DONG

by shanos prayer July 30, 2020

glory dong

When his dick so heavenly

Dude Ronny has glory dong

by knobbyKnacker May 22, 2016

Dong

1. (vulgar) the penis.
2. A currency used in Vietnam. The current exchange rate for a Dong is 22,540 dong for one dollar.

1. My dong is a 7 incher.
2. The dong is a currency used in Vietnam. It costs 22,540 dong to get one dollar!

by Orexio November 22, 2016

dong

A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.

P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

ding dong

a mans pee pee so say your wife touted your peepee you wold say you touted my ding dong

gf:im going to tout your ding dong :man owo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by bababbabbabbababbaab April 13, 2021