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Devil's Blowjob

When you are peeing while simultaneously humming, lost in the bliss of sweet relief and you forget to put the damn thing back in before zipping up. Also it's very difficult to get back out once it's in.
Joe: Ahhhh, what a nice pee. OH SHIT FUCKING HELL FFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAA PUSSYVAGINAEATER ....

30 Seconds Later

Joe: Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit How the hell am I going to get this thing out. Fuck the Devil and his Devil's Blowjob.
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tasmanian dirt devil

This is a sex act that involves first the recipient having fecal matter deposited on their face and smeared, like a cleveland steamer combined with a mud fall. Then adding in a swirlie, the individual's face is placed in a toilet as it is flushed while having intercourse in a doggystyle position.
A tasmanian dirt devil exquisitely combines defecation and fear of suffocation to heighten the sexual experience.
by Seany S April 2, 2008
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devil in the blue shorts

Bart Simpson. Used by some lady that thought he was just an urban legend
If she's danced with the devil in the blue shorts and lived, we have ourselves a nominee!
by Adrian January 21, 2006
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devil barrell fuck

when two men fuck a women while shes on her period
ryo and lave performd the devil barrell fuck on kaytee because she was the only girl willing to.
by ryoyoung December 20, 2006
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Devil's Three Way

A three way with two guys and one girl. Dicks may never touch. No eye contact between two guys. Defy these rules and you shell forever burn in hell.
I had a devil's three way with Dave and Rodney, it was wierd but great.
by nilla140 June 10, 2010
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New Jersey Devils

the best team in the world won 3 championships since 1995 STFU to the other 2 u can kiss my balls assfucks!@
what a new jersey devils he kicks soooo much asses
by frankie BIE December 28, 2005
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