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December 17th

National give your boy best friend head day. You have to slob on his banob
Boy bestfriend: December 17th? Ohhh it’s my day
by Kejsjjdsjekendjksnsk December 7, 2020
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December 8

G: You know what today is right?

B: December 8?
G: Yes, ask your crush out day!

Go get em’ tiger
by arrooooogggaaa December 8, 2020
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December 14thh

If you get stabbed then it's probably December 14thh
by personpersonpersonperson1 December 8, 2020
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December 9

Can i hear your voice if i let you hear mine?
This is a weird advent calendar. It goes 1, 2, 3, 8, 35, 10, 0.
Don't worry. Its supposed to be like that. Open today, December 9.
by Krkič December 9, 2020
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December 11

short person: bend down.
Tall person: okay, why?

Short person: *slaps tall person*
tall person: what was that for?!
short person : its December 11 😏
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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December 11

Slap the hell out of your tall friends
Short friends “slaps”

Tall friend “why did you do that
Short friend “ it’s December 11th you bitch”

Short friend “slaps again”
by Skskskskskksks December 11, 2020
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December 11th

Today, December 11th, is the day you break down the mental positivity of your closest short friend
December 11th is the day you bully your friend to the brink of tears

Tim... grow tf up... literally
by WeenieHutJr’s December 11, 2020
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