Dong Rule

If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.

The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.

by Wonzly January 15, 2022

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke April 15, 2018

dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

dong hyun

a filthy rich person. bourgeois, and is sometimes really stoned

yo, noblis obelige. can you buy me a moncler, dong hyun?

by bossboy1322 January 23, 2019

Boozy Dong

Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.

Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025

Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.

by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025