Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

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Chad

An Arabic slag term to define excess foreskin length on a male phallus

Mohammed, have you heard about his chad? It’s so long!

by Kingkhallid March 1, 2023

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Chad

You.

You are a chad.

I know you are having a rough day, Chad, but whatever you are facing at the moment, just know that you are doing well and I am proud of you. But never give up, you'll eventually pull through.

by Yaboinik92 January 26, 2022

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A handsome guy. Most often misunderstood. Being as handsome as he is, he often comes off arrogant. But his arrogance is a coverup for his real insecurity. Chad is strong- physically, mentally, and emotionally. He is someone you know you can rely on. He is loving, witty, hilariously funny, and has a smile that will make the girls melt. Chad is quite the character and is someone you always want to invite to a party to help “break the ice”. He is someone you want to keep around forever.

Girl: “I don’t want to go to the party, it’ll be awkward.”
Guy: “Why don’t we bring Chad, he’ll make it better!”

by Curlyheadedgenius February 2, 2022

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Giga Chad

Literally Ted. He was truly a giga chad.

Bro, Ted is an actual giga chad. No doubt about that.

Rest in peace Ted. <3

by Highway The Great July 6, 2022

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Beta Chad

(noun)

A guy who perfectly balances traits of a Beta male and a Chad. He’s confident and assertive, but not arrogant or domineering. He’s kind, approachable, and socially aware without being a pushover. The Beta Chad is athletic without flexing it, attractive without being cocky, and respected without trying too hard.

“Bro, did you see Matt at the party last night? He was chatting up everyone so naturally, helping clean up after, and still somehow left with two girls’ numbers. Total Beta Chad.”

by Captain Ocean July 2, 2025

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